Today I will be reviewing one of my favourite films and a classic, yeah that’s right a classic, forget you Gone with the Wind, out your ass King and I this is Raptors classic and that one is Big Trouble in Little China. Queue synthesiser music.
|Is someone here is a little under dressed?|
|Feel my gaze of shiny!|
|I think the white guy farted.|
|I think she is still hot|
|Dear Lord! What is that?! A muppet?|